Post some PRO JOKES!

lmao this is kinda like michelle's

I cant live without you.
I'm dying to feel u at night.
Sweat is dripping down my body.
I want you.
I need you.

Spoiler:

Read from top to bottom

Beyonce: Yo!
C. Ronaldo: Ah, finally I have long awaited.
Beyoncé: You want me to leave?
C. Ronaldo: NO, I do not even dare to think.
Beyonce: Do you love me?
C. Ronaldo: Sure a lot!
Beyonce: Did you ever cheated?
C. Ronaldo: NO course not, why are you asking me this all?
Beyonce: Would you kiss me?
C. Ronaldo: Every time I get the chance.
Beyonce: Will you ever beat me?
C. Ronaldo: Are you crazy? I am not a person.
Beyonce: I can trust you?
C. Ronaldo: Yes
Beyoncé: baby

After marriage.

simply read from bottom to top!

Restrictedd wrote:Before Marriage:

He: Yes. At last, it was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After Marriage:

Now read this from bottom to top.
idk if this is funny O:

Reminds me of Rick and I. O_____O