1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
4. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
7. When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
10. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he doesn't push himself up, instead, he pushes the ground down.
Chuck Norris once swallowed an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they made him blink.
There is no such thing as Global Warming, Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
When Chuck Norris goes for a swim, he doesnt get wet, instead, the water gets Chuck Norris.
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2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
4. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
7. When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
10. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he doesn't push himself up, instead, he pushes the ground down.
Chuck Norris once swallowed an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they made him blink.
There is no such thing as Global Warming, Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
When Chuck Norris goes for a swim, he doesnt get wet, instead, the water gets Chuck Norris.
HAHA YOU GOT TRICKED SUKKA! WASSUP!>
